Kuba89
Member
- Joined
- Nov 1, 2015
- Member Type
- Student or Learner
- Native Language
- Polish
- Home Country
- Poland
- Current Location
- Netherlands
Hello everyone!
It is my first post here so I will present myself a little. My name is Kuba and I am living in Poland. Why am I here? To practise my English skills and I have an idea about it.
I would like to translate some articles from "nonsensopedia" (you can google it). It is a Polish satirical portal with untrue news and with a grain of salt.
The point is - I will be very glad if someone will check it and correct me (especially grammar form). I wish I could post it here once in a while. This is my method of learning which I want to try.
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Volkswagen Golf
VW Golf - Extremely popular car of Volkswagen concern. We can say - Golf is a universal and cult machine. Golf 1.6 gasoline version is using usually by an "intelligence", 1.9 TDI is driving by an old man, but in 2.8 VR6 we can see a speed maniacs.
polish people like a version with basic, incredibly dynamic, gasoline engine 1.4 on the FIAT license.
Tuning - Golfs are on the 1st place (before Honda Civic) on the list of mostly tuning cars. This vehicle collecting comments like (the situation with Golf owners, in the front of the grocery store):
- My Golf is prettier.
- No - it's my Golf prettier.
- And I will tell you, my Golf is the greatest!
Then... Three of them drinking together a vodka behind the corner.
Gadgets
Golf has to have:
- Sticker on the rear window "Tuning / Turbo / Alpajn / Pajonier / SPORT";
- Plastic, chrome, mirrors M3 type;
- Neons;
- Blue parking lights;
- Black windows;
- Huge subwoofer;
- LPG installation (illegal);
- American car Plate (found on the garbage)
Using
There is Golf III on the sidewalk. Under the hood engine 1.4 LPG. Old red colour, black mask, huge spoiler and damaged bumpers. Dented body, corrosion, lowered suspension. Young bold men with dark glasses getting in and turning on loud techno music. Left elbow going out through the window and right turn the keys on. Pressing the clutch is not necessary because Golf with 315 thousand kilometers on the mileages does not have a clutch.
Did the engine start? We can figurate it when from the tube having a 30cm diameter coming out the blue cloud of smoke and under the mask we can hear starting Boing 737.
When the car is ready, young men can run with screeching tires and NECESSARILY force priority while turning the traffic. If he does not - He is not as cool as he would like to be.
Exploitation
This car is so easy for using and fixing that it doesn't need a MacGyver assist. You need just hammer and screwdriver to fix it. There is only one thing you should know - When you exchanging a parts like an accumulator, oils, wheels, you have to beware that the coast could be higher than a whole car itself.
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And? What do you think about that?
It is my first post here so I will present myself a little. My name is Kuba and I am living in Poland. Why am I here? To practise my English skills and I have an idea about it.
I would like to translate some articles from "nonsensopedia" (you can google it). It is a Polish satirical portal with untrue news and with a grain of salt.
The point is - I will be very glad if someone will check it and correct me (especially grammar form). I wish I could post it here once in a while. This is my method of learning which I want to try.
_______________________________________________
Volkswagen Golf
VW Golf - Extremely popular car of Volkswagen concern. We can say - Golf is a universal and cult machine. Golf 1.6 gasoline version is using usually by an "intelligence", 1.9 TDI is driving by an old man, but in 2.8 VR6 we can see a speed maniacs.
polish people like a version with basic, incredibly dynamic, gasoline engine 1.4 on the FIAT license.
Tuning - Golfs are on the 1st place (before Honda Civic) on the list of mostly tuning cars. This vehicle collecting comments like (the situation with Golf owners, in the front of the grocery store):
- My Golf is prettier.
- No - it's my Golf prettier.
- And I will tell you, my Golf is the greatest!
Then... Three of them drinking together a vodka behind the corner.
Gadgets
Golf has to have:
- Sticker on the rear window "Tuning / Turbo / Alpajn / Pajonier / SPORT";
- Plastic, chrome, mirrors M3 type;
- Neons;
- Blue parking lights;
- Black windows;
- Huge subwoofer;
- LPG installation (illegal);
- American car Plate (found on the garbage)
Using
There is Golf III on the sidewalk. Under the hood engine 1.4 LPG. Old red colour, black mask, huge spoiler and damaged bumpers. Dented body, corrosion, lowered suspension. Young bold men with dark glasses getting in and turning on loud techno music. Left elbow going out through the window and right turn the keys on. Pressing the clutch is not necessary because Golf with 315 thousand kilometers on the mileages does not have a clutch.
Did the engine start? We can figurate it when from the tube having a 30cm diameter coming out the blue cloud of smoke and under the mask we can hear starting Boing 737.
When the car is ready, young men can run with screeching tires and NECESSARILY force priority while turning the traffic. If he does not - He is not as cool as he would like to be.
Exploitation
This car is so easy for using and fixing that it doesn't need a MacGyver assist. You need just hammer and screwdriver to fix it. There is only one thing you should know - When you exchanging a parts like an accumulator, oils, wheels, you have to beware that the coast could be higher than a whole car itself.
_______________________________________________
And? What do you think about that?