First of all, throw your thesaurus in the trash. Next, concentrate on the little things that demonstrate an imperfect knowledge of standard English.
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ALWAYS capitalize the first-person pronoun I.
The plural of yourself is yourselves.
Always capitalize proper nouns and proper adjectives English.