Then we have different definitions of natural (for the purposes of the forum).
Yes! This has been the case for years. It can be very confusing sometimes, and can lead to conflicting answers.
Then we have different definitions of natural (for the purposes of the forum). I always think of it in terms of simply what would the average everyday person be most likely to say in any particular situation. To me, that's the most natural. I would refer to something that would come out of my mouth without thinking about it as "That's what would come naturally to me".
I strongly suggest that when we use the word 'natural', we mean something like 'not identifiable as having come from a non-native speaker'. That's what members really mean to ask.
Learners don't generally want to know how or what you would say personally. They don't necessarily want to sound like an upper-middle class English barrister, or a coarse-mouthed Glaswegian grocer, or an African-American teenaged gang member. Do learners really want to know what would be natural specifically to you, ems? With the sum of all of your particular upbringing, your personality, your dialect, your speech patterns?
If I walked into my local shop and said "Good day, my good man. Would you perchance hold in stock any slices of potato that have been fried in oil and placed in a conveniently sized foil-lined bag?", would you consider that equally natural
Yes, that's equally natural! That's exactly what I'm saying.
to what I'd actually say, which is "Morning, mate. Got any crisps?"?
In the sense of the word I'm using, that's also equally natural, but also just as bad as model language as the previous example. The difference between these is register, not naturalness.
Based on your quote above, you'd find them equally natural, just different ways of saying the same thing.
Yes.
For me, the first is certainly unlikely and, in this day and age, unnatural.
It's not 'unnatural'. It's just of a certain formal, old-fashioned register. It's perfectly natural to those who would speak like that.
I always think of it in terms of simply what would the average everyday person be most likely to say in any particular situation.
What do you think we should or could do about this difference in our uses of the word? I think it's quite important.