Here, people rush to the counter to pick up the bill.
(On their way to the counter)
Josh: It's on me! :D
Pete: No, it's me! :D
Josh: No no no, my treat today! :)
Pete: No, I insist!
Josh: Please, let me buy you dinner. :(
Pete: No, I'll just pay it! :wink:
(At the counter)
Josh: My treat! I mean it!
Pete: Take it back! TODAY'S ON ME!
Josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Waiter, quick! Take my credit card!
Pete: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Waiter, take mine!
Josh: ................. WAITER! Did you not heart what I'm saying?
Waiter: :(
Pete: Well...next time, my treat!
The bill had finally been collected after 10 minutes. :D
Do you have any similar scenario there?