Charlie Bernstein
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- Jan 28, 2009
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- English
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- United States
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- United States
I might have mentioned this once, but it's burned into my brain, so what the hell:. . . A Californian asked me where I was from once when I was visiting Los Angeles. When I said "Ohio", he said "Oh. I haven't been to the East Coast in years." The statement made sense to him because I'm so much closer to the East Coast than he was, but it was a non sequitur to me: what does being in Ohio have to do with being on the East Coast, which is five hundred miles away?
When I first moved to Maine, I was in a grocery line behind a woman who knew the cashier. So they were gabbing.
The woman in front of me asked after a mutual friend. The cashier said, "Oh, she moved down south last year."
"Oh? Where?"
"Pennsylvania!"
(This is the same store where I asked the deli man if he had lox and he said, "Like for bicycles?")