longer sentence diagram

[Kondorosi]

TV networks are a lot like pesky phone solicitors, the people who call you as you are about to dig into a bowl of spaghetti and try to sell you Venetian blinds you don't want or some kind of helmet your gutters don't need.

[Frank Antonson]

Kondorosi, do you want that sentence diagrammed?

It would be fun.

[Kondorosi]

Kondorosi, do you want that sentence diagrammed?

It would be fun.

I think I have it. Who goes first to show his version?

[Frank Antonson]

I don't have time right now, but I think everything after "solicitors" is an appositive.