Re: the + Internet/WiFi
Whilst I agree with you that I do not have the whole of the internet in my house, I must point out that in BrE, we tend to say "Do you have the net at home?" and "I'm finally getting the net in my flat on Friday". I would say "Do you have internet access?" but never "Do you have internet?"
Originally Posted by SoothingDave
I was very unhappy when I got home from work today to discover that I'd lost the net.
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