dead pecker club

[Offroad]

Hello there...

I mean no offense to anyone. I am just trying to find a few sentences that could describe men whose penises have stopped 'working'.

1) This kite flies no more!
2) The little bird can't leave the nest.

Do you know of any other?

Thanks

 

[Raymott]

Hello there...

I mean no offense to anyone. I am just trying to find a few sentences that could describe men whose penises have stopped 'working'.

1) This kite flies no more!
2) The little bird can't leave the nest.

Do you know of any other?

Thanks

3. He has become impotent.
4. He suffers from erectile dysfunction.

 

[Tdol]

He can't get it up.

 

[Dorsai]

No (more) lead in his pencil.

Can't get it up.

That ship sank, and can't be re-floated.

That ship sank years ago.

 

[5jj]

(to suffer from) brewer's droop

This is reserved for times when the malfunction is brought about by an excessive intake of beer.

 

[hermeowjesty]

He has ED (erectile dysfunction)

 

[Raymott]

He has ED (erectile dysfunction)

I think I pretty much covered that in #2.