Here's my translation of the first recording. I've transcribed the original in black type and translated it into standard English in blue underneath each line. That way you can listen to the recording while reading and understand what's being said!
Standard Passage:
There sawus! I were right about thik adder also. Thik little maid was coming from school yonder long out of the stall. Ah, there she be goin down
There you see! I was right about that youngster too. That little girl was coming home from school over there, along out of the cowshed. Ah, there she is, going down
long through the red gate, down the left hand side of the road.
along through the red gate, down the left hand side of the road.
Lookzee; if another'n maid had'n been un gone up the door of wrong house. Foolish maid, whatever be ee thinking on.
Look now; if another girl hasn't gone up to the door of the wrong house. Silly girl, whatever are you thinking about.
(The reader has altered this part of the standard passage, and now it doesn't make sense. The standard passage in the other dialects just talks about one girl throughout, which works far better).
The very place wher she'm like to fall in with thik cattlin, weezlin, dunch-wold mummet. We der all know un pretty well don'us. Go by the name of
The very place where she's likely to meet that grumpy, shrivelled, deaf old chap. We [do] all know him pretty well don't we. Goes by the name of
Thomas don'er?
Thomas, doesn't he?
Well ee can't abide childer. I looked the rest beside the wold varmint's tang'll zoon larn she not never to do it no more.
Well he can't stand children. I bet the old ratbag's tongue will soon teach her never to do it again.
I warrant ee be a diamond ee be.
He's a real diamond he is. ("Diamond" used ironically: Like sarcastically saying "he's a charmer", in this instance more like "he's a character").
There now, di'n I tell ee true.
There now, didn't I tell you the truth.
Lookzee, how she does scurry away poor lamb.
Look now, how she scurries away poor lamb.
Thik tunes his'n for certain sure.
That voice is his for certain [or that voice is most definitely his]. (Also "tune" here carries a meaning something like, that's his way of being; he's being true to character by shouting).
Did ee ever see the like of thik there in all thy barn days?
Did you ever see the like of that in all your born days?
Schoolmaster coming along also wold. Hark to the charn!
The schoolmaster's coming along too. Listen to all the noise! (We are probably to imagine that the schoolmaster also joins in the row, either by telling off the old man for shouting at children, or by telling off the child for disturbing the old man).
