can vs to can

[towcats1]

Dear Teachers.
"Can is a modal verb. It is used with the base form of a verb."
Is it possible to use it in such a way? I like this very funny expression very much.
"I do not currently possess the ability to can!"

 

[GoesStation]

I can't imagine a native speaker saying that even as a joke.

 

[Tdol]

But it is possible. It might not get much of a reaction, though.