Diary - Over the past week, I've been thinking

[Maybo]

This is an entry from my diary. Please check it and correct any mistakes.

Over the past week, I've been thinking about the theory of Earth being a prison. Some say the prison is for alien criminals, and humans are the containers for their souls. The authority in other planets dispel the souls to Earth and then force them to keep reincarnating to experience hardships. I feel that theory makes sense because if there were sightings of UFOs, why would the UFOs just make an appearance and do nothing? The only explanation is that they come here to throw stuff and leave.

 

[jutfrank]

Well, that all makes perfect sense, Maybo.

Do you think that you yourself may be harbouring an alien criminal inside you? Or perhaps your dad is one?

 

[Maybo]

Do you think that you yourself may be harbouring an alien criminal inside you?

Definitely! I believe a lazy soul lives inside me, and my dad used to be a stubborn alien. I'm sure that advanced intelligence beings despise these kinds of creatures.

 

[emsr2d2]

This is an entry from my diary. Please check it and correct any mistakes.

Over the past week, I've been thinking about the theory of Earth being a prison. Some say the prison is for alien criminals, and humans are the containers for their souls. The authority authorities in on other planets dispel send/deliver/banish the souls to Earth and then force them to keep reincarnating to experience repeated hardships hardship. I feel that theory makes sense because if there were the sightings of UFOs are real, why would the UFOs just make an appearance and do nothing? The only explanation is that they come here to throw dump/deliver/drop stuff and leave.

Note my changes above. I assumed this theory was a marvellous invention of your imagination until I Googled it out of curiosity. How wrong I was! I don't know why I'm surprised anymore by the prevalence of the tin foil hat brigade online!

 

[Glizdka]

I don't know why I'm surprised anymore by the prevalence of the tin foil hat brigade online!

To be fair, given the rate at which conspiracy theories have been turning out to be right all along, my "crazy" threshold has risen to the level where my neck used to be.

 

[Tarheel]

Maybo has quite an imagination.