Humrous way to say you did not like the food

[Rabab134]

What are humorous ways to say you did not like the food in English?

 

[emsr2d2]

Please correct the spelling error in your title. You have 24 hours from the time of posting to edit your own threads. Once that's done, we'll consider the rather odd question. (Bear in mind that the first thing we will do is ask you to suggest some sentences of your own!)

 

[probus]

I know you said wait ems, but I can't resist quoting James Joyce. When Stephen Daedalus didn't like his dinner Joyce had him call it "shite and onions."

 

[emsr2d2]

Well, Rabab134 chose not to take the opportunity to correct the error in the title. That's fine. I will leave this thread open and we'll see if he/she comes back at some point.