It's not like you have a footlong

[kingston_123]

Teresa says to Tim:

You had a nice time. I was miserable. I mean, who takes their first date to Subway? It's not like you have a footlong.

What is the meaning of "It's not like you have a footlong"?
Source: Happy Death Day (2017)

 

[Rover_KE]

Click here to see a Subway footlong.

They are 30.48cm long.

I'd need more context to explain 'It's not like you have ...'

 

[jutfrank]

Without more context, I'd guess she is saying that a footlong is not an appropriate thing to order when one is on a date at Subway.

 

[Charlie Bernstein]

I read it as a comment on his manhood. This sounds like one movie we can skip.

 

[Tdol]

It suggested a miserable sandwich followed by an unimpressive manhood to me.

 

[jutfrank]

Okay, now I'm convinced that she's talking about the length of his manhood.

I guess I simply don't have as dirty a mind as other members (no pun intended) here!

 

[J&K Tutoring]

RobertJ: You might want to read this thread: https://www.usingenglish.com/forum/threads/256911-The-use-of-AF-in-the-US