Cockney Slang

[pawcio1357]

Hello, there. I would be really thankful if any of you could help me figure out what this man is saying. YouTube - Rhyming Slang Translation - Commercial I have tried hard, but I still hardly understand a word. Here's what I've worked out so far:

Whatcha ye old china plate here am I doin a bit of graft in the states.? but wot a culture shock I ad wif the ole nosebag! ha can ya ‘ave your elevens wifaht a nice cuppa rosy lea? and I was in a wite two-and-eight wif me afters as well. No pudding, no custard, no scones, no clotted cream. …

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Just so you know, I need it for my English classes.

[Anglika]

Whatcha ye old china plate [mate] here am I doin a bit of graft in the states.? but wot a culture shock I ad wif the ole nosebag! ha can ya ‘ave your elevens wifaht a nice cuppa rosy lea [tea] ? and I was in a wite [right] two-and-eight wif me afters as well. No pudding, no custard, no scones, no clotted cream. …

…, do yourself a favour, click on ukgoods.com. They’ve got … of all yahr British favourites.


This might also help: Cockney Rhyming Slang, London Slang, Rhyming Slang Dictionary

[konungursvia]

A wite two-and-eight -- a right state.

[pawcio1357]

The point is that I actually understand the phrases I wrote, but I can't hear the rest of what he's saying(in the video).

[Avalon]

hehehe, funny ole bloke! i´ve left him messages asking him to say more..hard to get it indeed..lol

[pawcio1357]

Can anyone help me figure it out, then?

[lady-ness]

plz where can i find the tests' answer ???

[Catsby]

Here is a posh translation

Hello my friend [mate], I am currently working in the United States, but goodness, what a surprising culture shock I experienced when I realised that you don't have a nice cup of tea with your eleven o'clock break?!. I was also shocked [was in a right state] when I tried your desserts: no puddings, no custard, no scones, and no clotted cream!.

Hope this helps