I m looking for some very interesting answers

[new2grammar]

Q. you're caught by the cops for speeding. What are the most interesting excuses you can come up with?

A. It's emergency...Please let me go...I am seasrching for a loo..or i will piss off here

B. I am getting late for my marraige, If i wont reach within 15 minutes or my bride will marraige my best friend standing next to her right now

C. By mistake I pressed accelator instead of break...

some very funny excuses if anyone can think of

Please help

Regards,

 

[Tdol]

I know someone who told the police he'd heard David Icke (a new age speaker) on the radio and was rushing home to put on turquoise clothes. The police were unimpressed and charged him. (this was several years ago)

 

[new2grammar]

I know someone who told the police he'd heard David Icke (a new age speaker) on the radio and was rushing home to put on turquoise clothes. The police were unimpressed and charged him. (this was several years ago)

how about the following reasons:

I am searching for a loo please let me go or I will piss off here only
I am getting late for marriage pundit ji message me to reach within 10 minutes or I will be unmarried for lifetime
I was trying to keep a safe distance between your car and the one at the back.
speeding to stop a friend from committing suicide
I am on test drive the engine in my car is originally a F1 car engine.
My whole family is hospitalized because of food poisoning leave me on humanitarian ground
An unknown person told u over the phone tht there is a bomb in ur car and if u drive below 60 kmph, the car will explode…but tanks to you I come to know that it was hoax call
Does it sound funny?

Kindly help if you can add anything to it

 

[crazYgeeK]

There are no excuses to explain for speeding up. The guys of this kind are worthy to be charged as much as possible , I think these guys have a lot of money.

 

[new2grammar]

There are no excuses to explain for speeding up. The guys of this kind are worthy to be charged as much as possible , I think these guys have a lot of money.

I agree with yu but it's a fun execrise
Think of as many weird ideas as you can

 

[Jaskin]

hi,

I'm not a person who has a great sense of humour but I really didn't find funny :

speeding to stop a friend from committing suicide

cheers

 

[magimagicE]

Sorry officer, my corolla has a habit of doing that!

I contest the speedgun reading, officer. You were pointing at my car at an angle outside the specified line of sight for an accurate reading.

You were tailing me at constant distance, officer. So, if I was speeding, what were you doing, hmmm?

My driving licence? It's in my pocket. Looky here, a ten. Maybe I've also got a twenty...? Oh, yes...;-)

 

[Raymott]

how about the following reasons:

I am searching for a loo. please let me go or I will piss [STRIKE]off[/STRIKE] here.
"Piss off" has a different meaning - it's a colloquial, vulgar term which means to leave, to go away, to clear out. It's nothing to do with pissing.

R.

 

[bertietheblue]

I probably go over the speed limit all the time but I don't know since my odometer isn't working. Nor indeed are any of the other gauges on my dashboard. The car still passed its MoT test though!:-D

 

[Raymott]

How about, "Sorry Officer, I had to get home to answer all those 'Urgent Grammar Help Needed' questions!"

 

[2006]

Q. you're caught by the cops for speeding.

some very funny excuses if anyone can think of

Speeding is not a funny thing! It's an idiotic and extremely dangerous thing to do.

There may be a member here who lost a family member or close friend because some idiot was speeding.

 

[corum]

Q. you're caught by the cops for speeding. What are the most interesting excuses you can come up with?

I was a little too liquored up to notice the speed limit sign. It will not happen again, I promise.

 

[corum]

There may be a member here who lost a family member or close friend because some idiot was speeding.

There are the other type of drivers (I would refrain from saying 'idiots', although that is exactly what I think of them similarly of those who gave them their licences to drive) who can't drive but try to drive, usually at a snail's pace, thereby obstructing the traffic more and imposing a bigger threat to pedestrians than drivers who can drive and race along the streets.

A good driver can control his vehicle better even at higher speeds than a driver who bartered his cow for a driving licence. We should blame equally drivers who can't drive and (so) drive slow -- there are a lot of them.

 

[Raymott]

Speeding is not a funny thing! It's an idiotic and extremely dangerous thing to do.

There may be a member here who lost a family member or close friend because some idiot was speeding.

That's true, and it's a good point.
But there is irresponsible speeding, which kills people; and there's technical speeding which occurs on good freeways with too-low speed limits, and where cops know they can raise State revenue.
Certainly there's nothing funny about lunatics driving dangerously - whatever aspect of bad driving they engage in.