I have no desire to own your account, though thanks for the offer all the same. I have an account of my own. It contains genuine information about me. You're not the first person to (inexplicably) take issue with being expected to give genuine information and you won't be the last. If you leave, it's your loss, not ours. No offence, but there are hundreds if not thousands of people for us to help. If you want to pass up on the opportunity to benefit from our expertise and our help, that's fine.