Idiom: As much use as a chocolate fire-guard

What does 'As much use as a chocolate fire-guard' mean?

A fire-guard is used in front of a fireplace for safety. A chocolate fire-guard is of no use. An alternative to 'As much use as a chocolate teapot'.

  • Category: Food
  • Contributed By: David Bath

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