Would you marry a pillow?

[Offroad]

Dear friends...

is it...

Will you marry me or I have to marry a pillow*?

or

Will you marry me or do I have to marry a pillow? (I guess this is the one)


*that's no joke: Man marries pillow

Many thanks

 

[euncu]

What about this?;
Will you marry me ? Or else I will have to marry a pillow.

 

[Raymott]

Dear friends...

is it...

Will you marry me or I have to marry a pillow*? No

or

Will you marry me or do I have to marry a pillow? (I guess this is the one) Yes.


*that's no joke: Man marries pillow

Many thanks

Which brings up the story of the man who proposed to a feather pillow. He was turned down.

 

[Barb_D]

Which brings up the story of the man who proposed to a feather pillow. He was turned down.

:rofl: -- I have never heard this one before!

 

[Raymott]

:rofl: -- I have never heard this one before!

No you wouldn't have. That poor little pun hatched raw and newly-formed from my poultry imagination. :turn-l:

 

[Barb_D]

Okay, now is about the time that you should start to feel ashamed...

 

[Tdol]

Made me laugh ;-)

 

[Raymott]

Next time I'll duck.

 

[Offroad]

Made me laugh ;-)

I have heard people 'marry' inflatable dolls, (despite they deny to death), not pillows.:lol: